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Conspiracy Theorists Hoping No One Will Notice That They Don’t Have An Insane Belief About Why FaceBook Is Changing Its Name Yet

 

OCTOBER 27th 2001

A full week after rumors first began to circulate in news media that social media giant FaceBook ($FB) would announce a new company and website name, conspiracy theorists of all varieties and political agendas remain stunningly quiet and devoid of bold claims asserting insider knowledge and insight as to the reasons for this decision.

Nowtheendbegins.com had made no announcements that FaceBook’s name change had been predicted in the Biblical Book of Revelation. Joining them in refraining from such claims at the time of publication, The Epoch Times (published by the Falun Gong “new religious” movement) instead featured two cover stories about nation states invading one another: The first, China invading Taiwan. The Second The United States invading Texas.

Failing to address the name change’s implications for the always-on-the-verge-of-collapse economy, zerohedge.com had also produced no coverage of FaceBook’s rebranding or its clear indication that readers would be insane if they did not liquidate any assets they were currently holding to purchase gold, crypto currency, and munitions.

Both infowars.com and its smaller sister website prisonplanet.com had offered no reports from insiders knowledgable about the mechanisms of the Chi-Com Globalist elites and FaceBook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s aims in service of one-world-government as evidenced by the rebranding.

Other voices failing to explain the name change failed to claim that it was motivated by America’s betrayal of it’s people (Russia Today,) a secret legal maneuver that will allow FaceBook to patent the names of all users (humansarefree.com,) or the first step in an inevitable sprint to a nightmarish, post-human future in which man resides entirely within a matrix of life-sucking machinery that steals his life force while holding him in a passive state maintained with the illusion of free will (Newsweek.com).

At the time of publishing, Jimmy Dore could not be reached for comment.

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