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Yahoo!News Says Strippers Old Enough to Have Stripped in The Great Recession Should Be Making More Money

The cited news outlets, in turn, claimed that the sources for their assertions were Twitter accounts (ostensibly authored by strippers,) claiming that business was slow.

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Indiana News Media Struggles to Punctuate Articles About Traitorous Woman from Patriot, Indiana

INDIANA- Following her surrender to federal charges at a New Albany Federal Courthouse, editors from several Indiana media outlets struggled to assure accurate punctuation in…

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Conspiracy Theorists Hoping No One Will Notice That They Don’t Have An Insane Belief About Why FaceBook Is Changing Its Name Yet

  OCTOBER 27th 2001 A full week after rumors first began to circulate in news media that social media giant FaceBook ($FB) would announce a…

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Illinois Man Dies of Rabies Having Refused Treatment, Rendering Covid Denialists Pretty Unoriginal When You Really Think About It

September 30th, 2021 –  National Public Radio reports an announcement from the Illinois Department of Health that an Illinois man has died of Rabies. The Department…

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Subreddit About Men’s Hair Advice Consists Entirely of Teenagers Asking if They are Going Bald, Hopefully

SEPTEMBER 26TH, CHICAGO ILLINOIS Seeking advice on what to do about 18 months of hair growth during the COVID-19 pandemic, local job seeker Graydon Collins…

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